i am coming out of my kind-of not really tumblr retirement to post this video. amazing performances, in a sickly well-written movie, that left me more than a little confused about the sexual feelings i am feeling for felicity jones. see it [and join me in my confusion, straight girls and gay dudes]!

davidscenarios:

okay. so what if all the disney princesses went to high school? here’s what i think:

jasmine would be a slut. i mean, duh. look at her - with that cut-off top showing her midriff. she’d definitely be queen slut. and she’d make pocahontas be her best friend. she knows poco’s hotter than her,…

david is a great friend and quite possibly the funniest person i know.
sometimes our workday gchats breed AWESOME THINGS. like this.
i am so taking a cut of the profits from this venture. call me “creative consultant.” just don’t call me mulan. 

your friends change the ‘shots’ chant into the ‘brunch’ chant.

this is where i work …

“The worst thing: to give yourself away in exchange for not enough love.”  - Joyce Carol Oates

this is the literary equivalent of getting punched in the face.
happy monday!

“there’s now a bush, a mccain and a cheney all for gay marriage. what’s obama waiting for? alabama?” - bill maher

1) i need to stop drinking
2) they need to create a cure for being boycrazy
3) facebook needs to create an app where you can take back a friend request before the other person is notified.