yes, another teen movie.
i totally just got caught googling myself!
my boss! i just wanted to make sure my google showed me in a favorable light
little did i know there were SO MANY other brett _______s out there doing cooler stuff than me
designing shit, running cross country, being in high school. the works!
being in high school is NOT better than you
if i went to a movie high school and the quarterback was secretly gay
i am coming out of my kind-of not really tumblr retirement to post this video.
in which i ask a good friend about his current boyfriend
he's good! whenever i'm drunk now i talk about how i want to marry him
“The worst thing: to give yourself away in exchange for not enough love.” - Joyce Carol Oates
this is the literary equivalent of getting punched in the face.
"there’s now a bush, a mccain and a cheney all for gay marriage. what’s obama waiting for? alabama?" - bill maher
this morning at the pool a guy i asked me if i was a triathlete. i think flattering my non-existent athleticism may be the quickest way to get me to fall in love with you.
hints that you may need to start re-assessing your life
(ordering chinese food) oh! and when you get here, you need to call. the buzzer is broken.
chinese food place employee:
we know. we have your number on file.
spent valentine’s day with my one great love
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